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STATE MOTTOS
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[DAVE'S FORWARD] All around the world,
neighboring states and cultures sneer
at each other with racial and ethnic
slurs. In America, such State-to-State
rivalry is lifted to a high artform!
For example, all 12 Universities
in the Big Twelve (formerly the Big
Eight) believe with all their hearts
that Nebraska is their own, private
arch-rival. Nebraska, for its part,
thinks the Conference is the Big One!
So here are enough State Slurs to
guarantee that every LOADSTARite
residing in the United State will be
angry once, and chuckling 49 times!
Alabama:
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic
Than Your Honda
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The
Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In
Our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" Back In
Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave
Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well
Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last
Names
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun
Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have
Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The
Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes... And
10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your
Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax
Dollars At Work
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The
Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got
Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain
Silent, You Have The Right To an
Attorney
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50
States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For
Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak
English)
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your
Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
Slackers!
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men .... And The
Sheep Get Nervous At Night!